Pictures on food menus should be mandatory. I don't want to guess what I'm paying for. And no, I don't want to search for it on Yelp. My date will think I'm texting someone else lol Maybe I am but that's not the point.
Are we required to play the harp in heaven? I kinna want to play the drums and guitar up there also. We'll literally have an eternity to learn new instruments. Or give me some turntables. I can be the DJ in heaven 🎧 🎶 "John the Baptist in da house! Let's hear it for him!"
Who are the only people that love potholes and damaged roads in our city? Mechanics. They love the sound of a car slamming against the pavement. All they hear is Ka-Ching ! 👂👂💰💰
Target has the smoothest shopping carts in their stores. Their wheels are flawless. Walmart shopping carts rattle and shake like a crappy roller coaster off it's meds 🫨🎢 🎡
Who decided the animal symbols for political parties? Democrat is the donkey and Republican is the elephant. Congress is definitely a zoo of wild animals so it makes sense. 🐘 🫏