🛞 🚘
Who are the only people that love potholes and damaged roads in our city? Mechanics. They love the sound of a car slamming against the pavement. All they hear is Ka-Ching!
👂👂💰💰
If I say "sorry about the mess" in my house or car, I'm really not sorry. It's something we have to say out of common courtesy. Plus, my car and house are like 95% clean most of the time. So I have to apologize for the 5% mess? For Pete's sake.
Comments
Post a Comment