For Pete's sake...

I need to start exercising again. I feel like a war tank 🥺  if we ever go to war they'll absolutely draft me first. My fatass will block incoming attacks. 

I'm not downloading a fkn app to park in Houston. So ridiculous. I rather walk.   Sometimes my love/ hate relationship for the city of Houston is too much 😩💔

I'm sorry but what the actual fuc* is Madonna doing in the world cup halftime show?? So irrelevant. They probably confused the names Maradona to Madonna lol Who knows. 

I haven't done anything productive with my life since World cup started 😅🏆⚽️ So many games. 

There goes Mexico.  I mean,  I knew they weren't gonna win the world cup but I still had a little hope. Oh well,  time to make the best of what we have. Im hungry.   😭😭⚽️

Germany and Japan getting eliminated at the same time.  Is this soccer or World War 2? 😭