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Lol

Travis Scott is in The Odyssey??🤣 that kind of don't make sence. Put Denzel or Michael b. jordan instead. Imagine Snoop Dogg in Game of Thrones lol ridiculous 💀

What the Fuqua?

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Its pronounced Fuqua street not Fuqua street. Get it right buddy😤

Champ 🏆

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Lamine Yamal finally broke the 'athlete with a white girlfriend' trend, he's with a Spanish girl for now. Stay strong brother 😩✊🏽 them snowbunnies are tempting 🐇😭

Tanque de Guerra

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I need to start exercising again. I feel like a war tank 🥺  if we ever go to war they'll absolutely draft me first. My fatass will block incoming attacks. 

Parking app

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I'm not downloading a fkn app to park in Houston. So ridiculous. I rather walk.   Sometimes my love/ hate relationship for the city of Houston is too much 😩💔

Madonna

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I'm sorry but what the actual fuc* is Madonna doing in the world cup halftime show?? So irrelevant. They probably confused the names Maradona to Madonna lol Who knows. 

So lazy

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I haven't done anything productive with my life since World cup started 😅🏆⚽️ So many games.