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Gasoline

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Gas is so high I’ve been considering becoming a school bus driver… just to run my errands on company time. "Alright kids, quick stop at the bank. Stay seated. This is part of your education."

Yes you can๐Ÿ˜‹

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Yeah you can.  I love cows, chicken and turkeys and and ill eat them like there's no tomorrow ๐Ÿ˜‹ Yummy lol

Apple is Cooked๐ŸŽ

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Will Apple continue to be a great company after Tim Cook leaves or will it be Cooked? 

brah

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I didn't get anything on my tax return, I owed money instead. Quick someone find me a Jewish accountant ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

Mayo Clinic

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The best hospital in the World is called "Mayo Clinic". Why Mayo??๐Ÿ˜ญ It's so unhealthy ๐Ÿงด๐Ÿฅช

๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ท ๐Ÿซฃ

The war is causing high gas prices so instead of driving, IRAN! ( I ran) ๐Ÿ’€