For Pete's sake...

Its pronounced Fuqua street not Fuqua street. Get it right buddy😤

Lamine Yamal finally broke the 'athlete with a white girlfriend' trend, he's with a Spanish girl for now. Stay strong brother 😩✊🏽 them snowbunnies are tempting 🐇😭

I need to start exercising again. I feel like a war tank 🥺  if we ever go to war they'll absolutely draft me first. My fatass will block incoming attacks. 

I'm not downloading a fkn app to park in Houston. So ridiculous. I rather walk.   Sometimes my love/ hate relationship for the city of Houston is too much 😩💔

I'm sorry but what the actual fuc* is Madonna doing in the world cup halftime show?? So irrelevant. They probably confused the names Maradona to Madonna lol Who knows. 

I haven't done anything productive with my life since World cup started 😅🏆⚽️ So many games. 

There goes Mexico.  I mean,  I knew they weren't gonna win the world cup but I still had a little hope. Oh well,  time to make the best of what we have. Im hungry.   😭😭⚽️

Germany and Japan getting eliminated at the same time.  Is this soccer or World War 2? 😭

It would've been cool if Iceland made the World Cup. Their offense is ice cold and their defense leaves opponents frozen in place. Iceland fans don’t do waves. They do.... Avalanches! 🏔❄️ Plus their head coach is pretty chill. 

What to possibly give my dad for father's day? He already has the best son in the world 🤔🎁

All I'm asking is for that .4 of his wealth.. that tiny amount is enough for me 🥺

The situation got Messsiiiii ⚽️🏆

I'm sorry, but I'm going to keep calling pho "fou," not "fah." I know it's technically wrong, but "fou" sounds better to my ears, and at this point I'm too committed to change. Besides, no matter how you pronounce it, it's absolutely delicious. Especially during the winter. A hot bowl of pho can thaw out your soul, clear your sinuses, and make you forget about the freezing weather outside. Call it pho. Call it fou. Call it magical noodle soup. I'm still eating it. And that's pho sure! 😅

I love cloudy, rainy days. The weather is cool and perfect, everything looks nicer with the wet ground and the sun is not hitting me directly. Today was so hot, my shadow ran inside to cool off 😒 Not to mention the sound of rain is so mellow and peaceful❤️

​It is with a profoundly sad and heavy heart that I announce a devastating tragedy: tomorrow is Monday. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time as I mourn the untimely passing of my weekend😩

Today in Houston traffic, I put my turn signal on and someone actually let me merge. No speeding up. No aggressive bumper defense system. No “you shall not pass” energy. For one brief shining moment, humanity healed. Birds sang, The sun broke through the clouds. I may never witness something this beautiful again in my lifetime.

The perfect gift doesn't exi...

Keep moving forward! It doesn't matter how or which way. As long as your moving towards your goal, you will reach it. Don't stop! 🏆

R.I.P. Spirit Airlines. You’re literally a spirit now. 😭🙏 Somewhere out there, a billionaire investor is staring dramatically out of a skyscraper window whispering, ‘I can fix her.’ Honestly though, there’s probably still potential buried under the turbulence. All it takes is one major company with deep pockets, strong leadership, and the courage to resurrect this airline.  If they pull it off, they should rename it Lazarus Airlines because this thing would be rising from the dead 💀 

Why are trains so ridiculously long?? Cut a few cars off these things so the rest of us don’t age 10 years at the railroad crossing. I’ve been sitting in my car so long waiting for this train to pass, I started reflecting on my childhood, my dreams, and whether penguins have hobbies 🤔🐧 At this point I’m not waiting on a train anymore. I’m on a spiritual retreat with hazard lights flashing.🚥