Tanque de Guerra
I need to start exercising again. I feel like a war tank 🥺 if we ever go to war they'll absolutely draft me first. My fatass will block incoming attacks.
If I say "sorry about the mess" in my house or car, I'm really not sorry. It's something we have to say out of common courtesy. Plus, my car and house are like 95% clean most of the time. So I have to apologize for the 5% mess? For Pete's sake.
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