For Pete's sake...

  And Taylor Swift had the highest grossing Heavy Metal Tour ever💀

It's Monday time to work! Cause I was born sexy, not rich 😩

He just wants all of them for himself.  Banned Hot dogs

No need to wait on I.T. Support. It's right there.  Tesla in India

Did they go on a second date? 🤔 That's the sort of commitment and can-do attitude I want in my woman 👌 159K Text messages

If I can't find a good YouTube video to watch,  I ain't eating my food yet

Today on 7/11 l'll be at 7-11 at 7:11 pm and ill purchase something for $7.11  I'm such a dork lol 

I can finally sneak mini tequila bottles in my shoes at the airport. And i don't have to smell yalls nasty ass feet anymore at the security line 😒 

50 turns 50 

RIP to it's past victims... Kmart Payless Shoe source  ToysRUs RadioShack Circuit city Border Books Sears Bed Bath & Beyond  Etc...

And most of those retards will be on Houston roads lol Specifically  I-45  and 59. LEARN TO DRIVE. 

Happy "White People Freedom Day" On this day in 1776, the American colonies broke free from Britain and gained it's freedom and Independence. 

Will he follow T.Swift? Is he a Swifty? 🤔

Time to buy a goldfish instead 🐠 

Fake lawyer arrested   Fake it till you make it lol