For Pete's sake...

Dear Tiktokers, you don't need to grip a mini microphone while talking lol we can hear you just fine without it. You look like little retards doing it.

Men who drink White Claw, When did you find out you were gay? 🤔

I don't care what I'm watching.  If subtitles are available I'm putting them on. I don't want to miss a single piece of good conversation when I'm watching a movie or a TV show. 

Can I be the next Pope? I'm tired of paying bills 🥺

Dear world, Happy Easter!   And no, the retarded Easter bunny has nothing to do with the real meaning of Easter. Only children and ignorant minds think so. Goofy ass bunny lol 

I like to say "thank you" and "please" to ChatGpt in case A.I. decides to takes over the world 😅

What's with all the hot, blonde teachers hooking up with students nowadays? I only had old, grumpy ladies when I went to school! 😩

TAX DAY IS HERE! WHERE MY SINGLE MOMS AT??  👀💰💰💰💰

Date a Catholic. They love the Lord and go to church but they also love to party and have a good time🍹💃

Old ladies counting their change at the register to pay can be a very painful experience if you're in a rush at the store 😩

Keep her corny ass up there 🙏🥺