For Pete's sake...

In one sense, I admire stuff like this because it’s a huge accomplishment — it takes a ton of physical agility and endurance. But on the other hand, it’s like… bro, get a job and contribute something to society, lol. And hopefully they’re not neglecting their family responsibilities either. ‘Mom, where’s Dad?’ ‘He went on a walk and never came back.’ 🫣

Man,  it better be cold on Thanksgiving in Texas! It's not a real Thanksgiving without the nice cool weather. Sweater weather or Turkey day is canceled! Imagine being in shorts and flip flops celebrating the holidays? Lame.For Pete's sake! 

Then give me all your money bro. What are you waiting on?? 😩 Fox Business news-Elon Musk

Does everyone and their momma vape nowdays?? I see this everywhere now. 🌬💨

The government shutdown has finally ended! Congress has finally resolved their bickering! Now where's my stimmy you promised Trump?? Black Friday Sales are right around the corner  👀💰

I need some chocolate Abuelita for this weather! 👵☕️ Hit me with the good stuff! 

I still sleep with the fan on in November. Cold or hot, the fan stays on! Fight me! 😤

Starbucks bearista cups are the new Labubu trends. At least the Starbucks bears are cute.

Since the government is shutdown, I'm gonna lie on my taxes and claim I have 7 kids 💰💰😋

Dealing with ret@rds at work becomes another part time job in itself 😮‍💨

Happy November! Sadly the Dodgers won the world series but I'm still proud of our sorry ass sports teams in Houston 😭🙏 Keep the faith! 🏆🏆🏆

Japanese toilets restored my faith in humanity☺️ Warm seats!❤️