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Curb this 🀌

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Curb side pickup parking lots piss me off. We already have to park far away because of handicap spots, which is cool. But not we have to park farther away because of curb side pick ups. Get off and buy your groceries and stop being lazy. For Pete's sake! 

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The Superbowl will be on Valentines Day next year. So the Houston Texans can break my heart once again if they make it that far πŸ’”πŸ˜­

He'll be a TRILLIONARE soon🫣

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If he spends a million dollars per day, it would take him over 2,000 years to spend it all! πŸ€―πŸ’Έ If bro gave me ONE percent of his wealth, I would have $8 billion dollars. Hook it up bro 😩🫴

Coca Cola

Coca Cola will always taste better in a can rather than plastic bottles.  Coke in a glass bottle is also pretty good too! 

Ford and ChevyπŸ—‘

American cars are garbage. I said what I said.  Fight me! 😀

TAX Return time

I just filed my taxes and claimed Nicolas Maduro as my dependent. Wouldn't hurt to try πŸ€”πŸ’° πŸ’°

Chicken from hell 🫣

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