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Fight me!

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Pizza tastes better with Root beer or Dr.Pepper. I'm willing to lose friends over this 😤🍕 Coke and Pepsi will always be delicious but there's something about that weird tasting Root beer/Dr.Pepper that adds that special mix when eating pizza 😋

Zzzzzzz😴

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I took a benadryl and melatonin together and woke up in the year 3,000 AD 😭

Sunday Funday

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Can the new Pope keep Chick-fil-A open on Sundays? 🤔

Mom❤️

Happy Mothers day! What can I possibly gift my mom? She already has the greatest, most handsome son in the world. What more could she possibly need? 🤔🤔

'Murica! 🇺🇸

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Can he deport me to Cancun, Mexico?  All inclusive resort please 👀

The day after Cinco 🍺

May 6 is 'White people hangover day'